17nov2012
thats joans new toy shown above
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1jan2011
Temperatures around the u.s.
go to this site http://www.wrh.noaa.gov/zoa/mwmap3.php?map=usa
You have gotten to my home web site, I will post information and other sites of interest that you might like to visit.
And I will date when the information is posted so you do not waste time revisiting the stuff you previously looked at
And I will date when the information is posted so you do not waste time revisiting the stuff you previously looked at
17 March 2011
Joan likes to write and the following is from her pen
Where did it go?
I am armed and ready. For years I have wondered where they go. I have flash light in hand, screw drivers, hammer, and a lot of pent up anger. I will solve this mystery once and for all.
For years, this dilemma has been going on and know one seems to know the answer. I wonder if I am the only one who has a bag for them.
I got my flash light and I am going to sneak up and pop that lid and see if I can catch it in the act. Here I go, quietly now, so it doesn’t know I am coming. It is doing what it is suppose to, like the job it has done for years and years. Aha! That is why it does what it does! It is tired and maybe getting even? Come to think of it we have had to replace one a couple of times, maybe we didn’t take the hint.
Okay I am standing right over it, about to lift the top, I got to do this fast to catch it in the act. Gotcha! All I see is bubbles from the soap, and clothes being agitated by my machine, nothing unusual about that. I will wait one more time to see after I take the clothes out, if it did it’s devouring again of one, only ONE of a pair of socks. Kept you guessing for a little while didn’t I?
Now that I have your attention, and you have found out what I am writing about, maybe you have the answer? I personally think it is a conspiracy against us humans. These washing machines have a leader, and he has
appointed a spy in each and every one of the factories that manufactures our machines. They actually have a class before they are sent out into the stores that sell them. It is let’s stump the humans. Every time you get tired of doing your job, you get a little revenge. You eat one of their socks. The machines are brand new, and they are so excited about their task they will be performing so they listen in class but don’t really take their leader seriously.
Day in, day out they are filled with nice warm water, even cold, doesn’t seem to effect them one bit. The person pours some great soap in them, sometimes it smells like spring air, or flowers, this is great the machine thinks. Then the machine does its dance. It is so happy, it wiggles, and it spins, does the twist, agitates, makes beautiful bubbles, and even sounds a little alarm when it has completed the job. After about five years of this vigorous job, Miss Maytag remembers what she was told the day she left the factory. She never thought she would stoop to such a low, but was tired, and just gobbled up one of the socks. She felt some relief, and said to the dryer I deserved it, never a thank you, just been taken granted of for five years. The dryer agrees as they have stood by each other all these years, and they both have a great laugh.
The owner comes in is looking, and mumbling, and opens my cover again, (but I am empty) what is she doing? The wash machine asks the dryer. “Darn if I know,” answers the dryer. Now the lady is getting red in the face, and goes through the pant legs of the jeans, looks in all the tops, and comes up with nothing. “I think she has discovered I ate just one, not both, of her lousy socks.
Joan has had it, after years of this going on, and having to have a bag to put all those left over socks in she is declaring war against her Maytag. She even went as far as trying to get her six kids to start a new fad, wearing two different socks. It didn’t work! She wonders why?
After all these years of putting patches on blue jeans knees, why these kids pay big bucks to buy ripped jeans, and she couldn’t get her kids to wear different socks? I thought it was a good idea.
I stand here armed and ready, brand new socks I put in, and only ONE came out. Wash machines cost a lot of money, but does Joan care? Where or where did it go? Who do you bet on?
7 Oct 10
At income tax time, did you ever notice:
When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells ... 'THEIRS'?
26.11.09
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Joan's Flowers
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TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
AND, the Number One thing only women understand:
1. OTHER WOMEN
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10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
AND, the Number One thing only women understand:
1. OTHER WOMEN
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My other web site
Click on "MY OTHER WEB SITES" tab at the top
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08nov 09
This is really a neat website - and it is today's newspaper!
I think all of us would use this at some point or another!!!!!!!
Just put your mouse on a city anywhere in the world and the newspaper headlines pop up... Double-click and it shows the whole front page. About 580 newspapers from over 80 countries.
NOTE: If you want to open the entire newspaper, just double-click on "Web Site!" After that, just navigate through the newspaper...!
http://www.newseum.org/todaysfrontpages/flash/
From Wall Street to Main Street and everywhere in between, stay up-to-date with the latest news.
Just put your mouse on a city anywhere in the world and the newspaper headlines pop up... Double-click and it shows the whole front page. About 580 newspapers from over 80 countries.
NOTE: If you want to open the entire newspaper, just double-click on "Web Site!" After that, just navigate through the newspaper...!
http://www.newseum.org/todaysfrontpages/flash/
From Wall Street to Main Street and everywhere in between, stay up-to-date with the latest news.
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sunsets in AZ
oct.26.09 on the way home from supper
No longer in west bend but will be there in 2010
18.10.2009 We made it to AZ without a hitch, weather is great and getting settled in fast.......
>>>>>>>>>>>>>..Space station assembly....go to..<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Subject...Words
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES:! When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT |
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER point to ponder Why is it that if you cross the North Korean border illegally you get thrown into prison and get 12 years of hard labor... If you cross the Iranian border while out supposedly leisurely hiking in the hills you get arrested and imprisoned... But if you cross the U.S. Border illegally you get a drivers license, a Social Security card and free health care? |